![]() i am constantly overwhelmed with how she can take the most deepest inner emotions of a person and articulate it in a way that is so relatable it makes the reader feel seen. After years of being in love, how hard can it be to fake it for one week… in front of those who know you best?Ī couple who broke up months ago make a pact to pretend to still be together for their annual weeklong vacation with their best friends in this glittering and wise new novel from #1 New York Times bestselling author Emily Henry.Ĭan’t believe emily henry had the audacity to write a book about me!! ms emily reached inside my brain and took out parts of my life to write this book, it’s uncanny. It’s a flawless plan (if you look at it from a great distance and through a pair of sunscreen-smeared sunglasses). Harriet will be the driven surgical resident who never starts a fight, and Wyn will be the laid-back charmer who never lets the cracks show. They can’t stand to break their friends’ hearts, and so they’ll play their parts. Because the cottage is for sale and this is the last week they’ll all have together in this place. Only this year, Harriet and Wyn are lying through their teeth while trying not to notice how desperately they still want each other. Their annual respite from the world, where for one vibrant, blue week they leave behind their daily lives have copious amounts of cheese, wine, and seafood and soak up the salty coastal air with the people who understand them most. Which is how they find themselves sharing the largest bedroom at the Maine cottage that has been their friend group’s yearly getaway for the last decade. And still haven’t told their best friends. Except, now-for reasons they’re still not discussing-they don’t. Yea yea, a massage parlor is supposed to offer happy endings but for people who come in for a legit massage, you'd figure they'd treat them with the least bit of decency.Harriet and Wyn have been the perfect couple since they met in college-they go together like salt and pepper, honey and tea, lobster and rolls. ![]() ![]() Too bad I didn't have a tape recorder on me or else I would've sent it straight to the police station and even posted it all over Youtube. I would've reported her to the cops if Vegas wasn't being run by the Mafia. WHAT?! A $60 tip for ending my one hour massage early?! Or was it for that poor massage that you gave me? The lady then gets really vocal and her eye starts twitching as I told her I'll give her a $10 tip for ending my massage early. At this point, I politely tell her that I'm married and cannot do such a thing and she tells me I owe her a $60 tip. She was quite adamant about the not including tips part as she repeated it a couple times. ![]() She shows up, gives a poor 20 minute massage, tells me to turn around and gives me the rates of a HJ for an extra $100 or a BJ for an extra $150 not including tips. So I get into the room and await my massage. I said only if the massage is that great. Then she said there was a mandatory tip of $60 dollars. I ask for a one hour massage and the lady says that it's $60. Came in for a massage cause of my sore back.
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